Dirty Baseball. Photo by coreanscribe.
Opening Day! Thank goodness baseball’s back. That’s the good news. Bad news: my team stinks. I’m ready for the losing streaks!
Prediction: my horrible M’s will win 76 games this year. I hope.
Dear baseball gods, please prevent them from losing another 100 games. I want to have an enjoyable summer.
However the M’s do, I’m looking forward to catching some games at Dodger Stadium with my fiancée, a big Dodgers fan. Here’s a frightening question: what will be the bigger number? The number of Dodger dogs I eat or the number of M’s wins? Truly frightening.